Update: Another Christmas Victim Identified!!

It seems that word of the Christmas Massacre has gotten out, and the perpetrators have struck again. Below is a photo of the most recent victim that was sent to me via e-mail. This particular crime took place in Soulard in the St. Louis area, and apparently they have gotten bold enough to strike the house of a police officer (who has been so shaken by this incident that he eats, sleeps, and showers now in his bullet-proof vest). You'll note other differences as well between this slaying and the others; in particular, note the Van Gogh like manner in which the ear of the victim was removed. The ear was discovered later laying amidst a pile of oranges at Soulard's famous market. What this means has yet to be deciphered, but criminologists are working diligently to figure it out. If you have any clues, please contact me at the e-mail link to this post.


Name: Fernando (Snoopy's outcast spotless cousin)
Age: 22 (dog years)
Location: Originally from Metca, Mexico, he was visiting Snoopy in Soulard for the holidays
Occupation: VJ for 198.7 El Perro (very famous mexican station)

Fernando will be sadly missed by his loving family, who only recently accepted him back into the fold after he finally confessed that the disappearance of his spots was due not to some rare unidentifiable dermatologic disease, but instead to the overzealous use of Pablino's Skin Bleaching Crema in the hopes of winning the heart of Zaza Poodle.