1.31.2006

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


Because I care about you guys so much and will forsake my own dignity to protect you:

DO NOT take the recommended dosage of the fiber supplement Ultra Fiber! I think the manufacturers are trying to amuse themselves at our expense. Thankfully, I was cautious and took only 2 tablets once per day (instead of the recommended 4 tablets 3 times per day) and I assure you, that was more than sufficient.

And you know perfectly well what I mean.

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