I know this will shock all of you, but I am sick again. I think my immune system is getting back at me for that letter I wrote {refer to post 12.23.05}. It started with a deep, bronchitis kind of cough and now has the added features of sneezing, muscle aches, and ear pain. I bet it's the Bird Flu this time. My immune system would think that was pretty funny. If I die, I need you guys to promise to send the consulate in Chicago a card on my behalf every year at the anniversary of my death to thank him for his role in my decision to stay in the US and incidentally acquire the bug (which my immune system refused to protect me against) that caused my final demise. Bastard. At the same time every year you could also send one to my immune system, which has proven itself to be a critical failure in every sense of the word.
Anyway, I am going to try to take a hot bath and maybe go to bed early yet again. Oh, the joy.
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I think that the consulate caused you so much stress that it weakened your immune system. He is single handedly responsible for your untimely demise.
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